An Ode to Tigers (Calvin & Hobbes)

My tiger, it seems, is running 'round nude
This fur coat must have made him perspire
It lies on the floor - should this be construed
As a permanent change of attire?
Perhaps he considers its colours passe
Or maybe it fit him too snug
Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
Or use it right here as a rug?

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Calvin

My new weekend motto.