Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

Y'know, when I hear him talk, I just see Marty the Zebra...

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Flixster Plot: DreamWorks is back in franchise mode with Madagascar. The talent roster is ridiculous, and no doubt the animated cinematography will be nuts as those wacky New York Zoo animals are still stuck on a big, far away island.

My take: Disappointing and sometimes plain irritating.

The Longest Yard

Flixster Plot: Pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach, Nate Scarboro are both doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite the other way.

My take: Oh this could've been funnier, if Astro hadn't bleeped out every other word. Can't you say 'shit' anymore?