As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. by Andrew Osborn, Wall St. Journal

In Moscow, Igor Panarin's Forecasts Are All the Rage; America 'Disintegrates' in 2010

Roman Pavlyuchenko - Member of Parliament

While Spurs (still) lay claim to having the same number of points as a toothpick (two), at least they have someone no other club has - a Member of Parliament.

Roman Pavlyuchenko has been elected MP in Stavropol Krai, southwest Russia. Maybe he can lobby Valdimir Putin for extra funds to buy a striker Roman CAN play with.