Saturday, May 28, 2005

Steroid blues

Well I'm into my second steroid sojourn now, and I pray the flare will be much reduced this time round. It follows that a couple of days after stopping steroids the condition will worsen drastically. It's come true. I pray the flares will get fewer and further between.

Monday, May 23, 2005

United v Arsenal

'Nuff said.

The biggest sporting farce I've ever seen. Utter dominance going ultimately unrewarded. Arsenal sans Henry is really nothing. How we didn't win by at least 3 clear goals I don't understand. Rooney and ROnaldo were on song, with the midfield dominatedby Keane and Scholes. Butthe man that mattered, van Nistelrooy, failed to deliver on 5 half-chances.

You don't know whether to laugh or cry.

And to see Arsenal celebrate like they won it on merit. If I'm Arsenal I'll be damn paiseh to win leh.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Tongue twisters

Try these. They're supposed to improve your pronunciation:

She stood on the balcony inexplicaly mimicking him hiccupping but amicably welcoming him in.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with barest wrists and stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Good for typing too. =]

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Shoo-bee-da-doo-bap!

I'm bored stiff.

Literally nothing to do, or blog.

So in true Letterman style, here's the top 10 things to do when you're bored:

10. Blog nonsensical nonsense.
9. Read a motoring magazine you have no interest in.
8. Listen to your boss nag about having to pay $10 more Mess Sub.
7. Play Flash games on your computer. A cat throwing rubbish at a dog. Go figure.
6. Play tennis on your mobile phone.
5. Drink coffee.
4. Eat cookhouse lunch three times over.
3. Sneakily surf the net now and then.
2. Apply moisturiser.

and the number one thing to do when you're bored is:

1. Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Leave approved: Signed, sealed and delivered!

Oh yeah!

For some quirky reason they shifted the block leave period to my church camp week, which coincides with an exercise we're involved in. Don't know why, but thank God.

So I can go to Trengganu for the second year in a row. I wonder who I'm bunking with. =]

Shiok man!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

5 "M"s of a Mat Roker

Similar to the businessman's 5 "C"s, the 5 "M"s are more matching to the Mat.

1. Minah,
2. Marlboro,
3. Motosikal,
4. Metal dan
5. Maintain Balan.

The equation of war

A war doesn't determine who's right; it determines who's left.