Shoo-bee-da-doo-bap!

I'm bored stiff.

Literally nothing to do, or blog.

So in true Letterman style, here's the top 10 things to do when you're bored:

10. Blog nonsensical nonsense.
9. Read a motoring magazine you have no interest in.
8. Listen to your boss nag about having to pay $10 more Mess Sub.
7. Play Flash games on your computer. A cat throwing rubbish at a dog. Go figure.
6. Play tennis on your mobile phone.
5. Drink coffee.
4. Eat cookhouse lunch three times over.
3. Sneakily surf the net now and then.
2. Apply moisturiser.

and the number one thing to do when you're bored is:

1. Zzzzzzzzzzz...