Friday, February 03, 2006

Contradictory contradictions

1. I want patience and I want it now!
2. There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
3. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
4. If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
6. As I have said before, I never repeat myself. Let me repeat again...
7. As long as I can remember, I have had amnesia.
8. Bureaucrats cut red tape, but lengthwise.
9. Did you hear? They took 'gullible' out of the dictionary!

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