Monday, April 10, 2006

True Lies II

1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you're visiting.
2. If your decide to start dancing in the streets, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
3. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. Instead, they will awake just in time to stop the villain.
4. When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
5. You can always find a chainsaw if you need one.
6. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning room with someone trapped in side.
7. News bulletins contain stories that affect you personally at the moment you tune in.

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