Sunday, June 04, 2006

Classic one-liners

"My arm! said Captain Hook off-handedly.
My wife says I never listen, or something like that.
Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is!
Look closely; you'll find it's not in the manual.
The wheel: Man's greatest invention until he sat behind it.
When grasping at straws, any straw will do.
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!
Who's the Round Table's roundest knight? Sir Cumference.

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