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A man was in court for shoplifting.
Judge: What did you steal?
Accused: A can of peaches.
Judge: How many peaches were in the can?
Accused: Six, Your Honour.
Judge: Alright, I'll jail you six days, then.
Accused's wife: Your Hnour, may I say something?
Judge: What is it?
Accused's wife: I saw him pinch a can of peas too.
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