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About Me

Name: Aaron
Dialect name: Chin Wei
Surname: Wong
Hanyu pinyin: Huang2 Jin4 Wei3
Nickname: Little drummer boy, Cheeky boy
Religion: Christianity, Protestant, Pentecostal, Assemblies of God [since 11 Oct 1992; baptised on 9 Aug 1998]
Church: Agape Community Church [since 1 May 1993]
Reunited: 23 Nov 2004; Engaged: 13 Jun 2007, 1830hrs at Swiss-Garden Damai Laut, Perak
I can cycle!: 8 May 2007 at East Coast Park [taught by Seng]
I can drive!: 18 Sep 2007 at ComfortDelgro Driving Centre [10 points]
Occupation: General Education Officer 2A1 (1 Apr 2011), P4 FT, EL Dept, Seng Kang Primary [since 23 Jun 2008]
E-mail: aaronwong[at]journalist[dot]com
MSN Messenger: aaronwong[at]journalist[dot]com
Date of birth: 13 Dec 1983, 2109hrs @Our Lady's Corridor, Mt Alvernia Hospital
Mobile: [+65] nine-four-five-six-six-seven-eight-nine [M1], [iPhone 4 32GB since 22 Dec 2010]
Home: 157C Rivervale Crescent, Rivervale View, Rivervale, Sengkang, Singapore [since 17 May 2002]
Rank: Corporal (NS) [16 Sep 2004 to present]
Physical Employability Status (PES): E9L9 [since 15 Jan 2005]
Army appointment: Special Holding List (HL), Reservist Posting Centre (RPC) [15 Jan 2006 to present]
Favourite club: Manchester United [Red Devils]
Favourite athletes: Paul Scholes, Owen Hargreaves, Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, Anderson Oliveira, Jamie O'Hara, Giuseppe Rossi, Danny Welbeck, Justine Henin, Martina Hingis, Roger Federer, Ana Ivanovic