The Bicycle Repairman

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Ain't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman replies: "Yep that's them."

So the guy walks over and said: "Hello, what you guys up to?"

Bush said: "We're planning World War 3!"

The guys asks excitedly: "Really? What's gonna happen?

Bush says: "Well, we're gonna kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaims: "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turns to Powell and says: "See I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraqis!"