Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Flatulently speaking...

When C3PO said he was affluent in over 6 billion languages, did he really mean effluent? If you're feeling rather gassy sing along to this, with appropriate sphinctural percussion:

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans for every meal!

Here's to Heinz, Inc. America's singular culprit of global warming.

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