Sunday, March 25, 2007

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Shoplifting Hoedown!

The other day I stole something it really was a sin
It was a little revolver made of gelatin
It was really a bad idea, something I should've slept on
'Cos I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon

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Shopping the correct way can be such a bore
I have to steal everything when I go in a store
Not to look and take things can be really hard
Bus it guess I shouldn't 'cos I am a security guard

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