Jobs, jobs, jobs

For all those who think that you are in a rut.


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then, I worked as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then,I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I tried to be a photographer but I didn't get much exposure.

11. I became a Fisherman, although I was hooked I discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

12. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

13. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

14. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

15. I was a chauffeur for awhile but didn't have the drive.

16. I became an undertaker but it was a dead-end job.

17. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

18. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB. Man, do I enjoy it! And that's how I got to where I am today!