Saturday, April 21, 2007

Studying Law

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Singapore.

Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Singaporeans I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Singaporean comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Beng comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Purpose of visit?
Ah Beng: Study lor.

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