Tuesday, March 21, 2006

True Lies

A flashlight is a case for keeping dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Change is inevitable, except froma a vending machine.
All generalisations are false.
Families are like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.

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