Saturday, May 27, 2006

Things Mum Would Never Say

How on earth can you see the TV so far back?
Just leave all the lights on; it makes the house look more cheery.
Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week.
Well, if Johnny's mum says it's ok, that's good enough for me.
The curfew is just a general time to aim for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
I don't have a tissue with me, so just use your sleeve.

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