Sunday, May 14, 2006

Words of Wisdom 4

A fine is a tax for doing wrong; a tax is a fine for doing well.

Why did the cemetary raise its burial fees and blame it on cost of living?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them.

The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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