Laws of the Game of Life

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands get coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any dropped tool will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you'll never get a busy signal.
Law of Driving: When you change lanes, the one you were in will start to move fastest.
Law of the Bathtub: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you are trying to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of the Theatre: The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.