Thursday, August 10, 2006

Smart ways to say someone's stoopid

He's missing a few buttons on the remote control
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
All foam, no beer
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

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