This is my team for Week 11. Owen and Reyes are injured!
Hernan Crespo
Replaces Andrew Cole and El Hadji Diouf. Poised to start with Drogba out. Against Everton? Pao jia.
Crap.
Darren Bent
Last chance saloon.
Crap.
Laurent Robert
Replaces Jermaine Pennant. Pennant away against Blackburn, so Robert comes in against Charlton.
Crap.
Nolberto Solano
Replaces Jiri Jarosik and Matthew Etherington. No one else will have him. Hope he starts and provides ammo for Shearer.
Crap.
Michael Essien
After a performance like that against Betis, let's hope this ignites him against Everton.
Crap.
Morten Gamst Pedersen
Replaces Jose Antonio Reyes. Will perform against Brum at home.
Crap.
Nigel Reo-Coker
Replaces Lee Young Pyo and Tal Ben Haim. Change of heart over him. Better pay off. You've screwed me over for the last time.
Undeserved crap.
Chirs Powell
Replaces Pascal Chimbonda, Stephen Carr and Liam Ridgewell. With Bouma injured, Villa's defence are barebones, so the England one-cap wonder is back.
Absent crap.
Asier del Horno
Replaces Danny Gabbidon. The revelation of the season is back!
Decent crap.
Jose Manuel Reina
Cheapest of the lot.
Biggest crap.
Projected points: 97.1
Actual points: 52.5
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