Sunday, July 03, 2005

Words of Wisdom II

1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
3. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
4. Everyone has photographic memory - some just have no film.
5. If barbie's so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
6. Light travels faster than sound: that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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