Elementary Mathematics

Romance Mathematics:

Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy


Office Arithmetic:

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime


Shopping Sums:

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

"Look honey, 2003 calendars are at 80% off!"


General Equations:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.