EPL Week 2

(TT)vaches de chier
Andriy Shevchenko (@BLA)
Should score as Chelsea bounce back from defeat.
Phooey. Might drop him (and then he'll score).

*Louis Saha (@WAT)
Watford beware!
A decent outing but nowhere near as spectacular as Day 1.

Dimitar Berbatov (EVE)
Heard he's passed fit. Better be.
A reasonable contribution.

Steven Gerrard (WHU)
When he plays well, Liverpool click.
He played well, but where are the points. Too deep-lying.

Denny Landzaat (RED)
Experienced set-piece taker for Wigan; a Continental Bullard.
Disappointing. SHould've got the REAL Bullard.

Francesc Fabregas (@MAC)
Doubt many will get him. Without Thatcher to get stuck in, who's gonna stop Arsenal?
Unlucky.

Cristiano Ronaldo (@WAT)
In sparkling form.
Almost scored with a header.

Fabio Aurelio (WHU)
Left winger disguised as leftback.
Inept defender disguised as a leftback.

Nicky Shorey (@WIG)
Reading's set-piece taker likes to get forward and whip in crosses. This season's Neil Clement? If Reading can tighten their ship, big points beckon.
Good performance. Better next time.

Matthew Taylor (@MID)
Boro beware!
Where are the points?

Edwin van der Sar (@WAT)
I'm keeping with his pair of safe hands.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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