Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Some guys have all the luck

When we're born, our mothers get the compliments.
When we're married, our wives get the admiration.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

The average man's life consists of 20 years of his mother asking where he is going, the next 40 years of his wife asking the same, and in the end the mourners asking themselves the same question.

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