Marriage baggage

The newly-wed wife said to her husnband when he returned form work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're gonna have three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple who just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
"Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he bring her a dozen roses.
"Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl!"